Thursday 6 August 2015



1. Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.

2. Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller!

3. Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!

4. Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.

5. Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.

6. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
A: A dinoscore!

7. Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!

8. Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

9. Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet!

10. Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they dunk them!

11. Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.

12. Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.

13. Q: Why don't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.

14. Q: Why did the soccer say owwwwww?
A: Because the man kicked him.

15. Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

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