HOLIDAY JOKES

1. Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
    A: Their gnomework!

2. Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
    A: Frosted Flakes!

3. Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
    A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

4. Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
    A: North Polish!

5. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

6. Q: Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
    A: The turkey, because he's already stuffed!

7. Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?
    A: A Tur-key!

8. Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
    A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

9. Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?
    A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!

10. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
      A: He didn't have the guts!
 
11. Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
      A: When you are a mouse.

12. Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
      A: You sure are Boo-tiful!

13. Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
      A: He wanted his mummy!

14. Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
      A: Scream Cheese

15. Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
      A: It was fang-tastic!

16. Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?
      A: You take away the w!

17. Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
      A: Lots of eggercise!

18. Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
      A: Moo-years Day!

19. Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?
      A: Because they are already wearing green

20. Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?
      A: Spell-ing